vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

(via lukeitoburrito)

dscourage:

the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me 

(via kissma4ss)

lindsaylohoean:

there is nothing better than knowing a puppy likes u more than it likes its owner

(via 18dezember-2013)

so what do u do when u don’t even feel good enough for your friends anymore

Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.

matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

(via adreamer-butnottheonlyone)

dulect:

"Describe your style" 

anything on sale

(via kissma4ss)

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

(via getdrunkskeetskeet)

cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

(via thecupofdreams)

"Funny girls like you don’t get boyfriends. Funny girls like you get boys who are friends who want to date your boring pretty friends but also have you around to make them laugh."

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