me waking up:
i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
"Maybe if I wasn’t so fat.."
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit
occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me
there is nothing better than knowing a puppy likes u more than it likes its owner
so what do u do when u don’t even feel good enough for your friends anymore
Me trying to express how I feel:
Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.
do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it