me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

"Maybe if I wasn’t so fat.."

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

(via ageismyalarmclock)

leviathanrose:

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

(via august--rush)

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

(via lukeitoburrito)

dscourage:

the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me 

(via kissma4ss)

lindsaylohoean:

there is nothing better than knowing a puppy likes u more than it likes its owner

(via 18dezember-2013)

so what do u do when u don’t even feel good enough for your friends anymore

Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.

matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

(via adreamer-butnottheonlyone)

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